(Source: awwww-cute, via b-list-quitter)
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
(Source: naotter, via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math