Watch all the TV!

Apr 21

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ruinscape:

french weed joke:

80

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literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

me: image

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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Apr 20

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jewishsanta:

whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop

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