jewishsanta:

whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

batman-nolanverse:

"There’s no cure for being a cunt."image

In memoriam, Joffrey Baratheon.

Noble houses and their mottos

tyrellgasm:

we teach kids the periodic table but not the targaryen family tree? let’s get the focus back on education, folks.

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

supaslim:

so season 2 of Hannibal is basically him realizing that framing Will means Will might die and going “wait no”