ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off

(via sheridan-holmes)

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via andrewquo)

  • people: you're really quiet..
  • me: nobody plans a murder out loud

epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via thatawkwardlibrarian)


I guess once you go gay you don’t go back

I guess once you go gay you don’t go back

(Source: matthewsagan, via amorphinetoast)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via floopowderchristmastroy)