Why hello there, person. I am Jasmine. Night Vale, Misha Collins, Star Trek, too many other fandoms. Please give me food.
I was going to add a caption but I think it’s best to let the images speak for themselves.
"Captain America - The Winter Soldier" Credits
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”